SHOP.
Some things written by KEY and designed by OTHER PEOPLE.
Some of them are outdated and difficult to find.
NEW.
CHAPTERS
Tim Key got ants in his pants and has written an anthology of poetry. It is his least ambitious project to date. A slim book of the crap he’s been churning out over the past eighteen months.
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playing card prints
Tim has been writing poems for two decades. Fleeting, irreverent ideas, tawdry little vignettes, they’ve underpinned his live and written work since he scribbled down his first, on a scrap of paper, on a bus in 2004.
All the while he’s been printing these poems out on labels, and sticking the labels to playing cards. These are what he takes to his audiences. Reading them out, throwing them down onto a beer-soaked stage, walking on them, gathering them up, drying them off, and repeat. Now, finally, these have been turned into giant size prints courtesy of Stowe Gallery.
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MULBERRY.
Mulberry | Cap
Official Tim Key merchandise from his 2023 Mulberry UK & Ireland tour.
Available in tan or emerald colours.
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mulberry | KEYRING
Official Tim Key merchandise from his 2023 Mulberry UK & Ireland tour.
Moulded metal keyring with silver nickel plating and enamel fill.
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THE PLAYING CARDS.
TIM KEY'S Festivical Playing Cards.
Many moons ago we made a deck of playing cards and after some Festive meetings we’ve made another one. These ones are heavily Yule-based. Full of holly, ivy, murder and other despicableness. All under the broad banner of Glorious Christmasness.
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Tim Key’s Poetical Playing Cards.
53 Lush Playing Cards designed by sickeningly talented Emily Juniper.
Not currently available for purchase.
BOOKS.
here we go round the mulberry bush
Key’s last book saw him stuffed up the a in Lockdown One. This new book takes place in Lockdown Three. This time Key can make Government-sanctioned expeditions out onto the streets of London (remember?). And it is there that the inaction takes place.
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He Used thought as a wIfe
Times Bestseller. Amazon Bestseller.
“It’s as if Keys absurdist vers libre is the art form that lockdown has been looking for” - The Guardian.
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Instructions, Guidelines, tutelage, suggestions, and examples etc: an attempted book by tim key (and descriptions/convers-ations/a piece about a moth).
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the incomplete tim key.
"Key locates the spot where poetry, comedy and art intersect, picnics there pleasurably, then takes a crap on it." (Adam Buxton)
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25 Poems, 3 Recipes and 32 Other Suggestions. (An Inventory).
The first book.
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ALBUMS.
Tim Key. With A String Quartet. On A Boat.
'The poet who isn't' can divide opinion but beneath his oddities lies pure genius" (Chris Mandle, NME.)
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Tim Key’s late night poetry programme series 4.
Available on vinyl SOON.
PRINTS.
Limited Edition Print: Yo-Yo
A series of poems by our favourite bard, Tim Key, penned while roaming the streets of Tokyo. The first edition sold out mega quick - now available as a second edition of the original prints, with illustrations by Emily Juniper.
